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Originally Posted by Restless
I would be a bit miffed to find out hundreds of aliens live inside fire extinguishers. We would have been putting them to a fiery death for years . 
Now then!
I never thought anything about the little football before
But now there is two of them  and they appear to be gaining on the fire extinguisher |
The footballs are populated by aliens from a different solar system. For many light years. they have been locked in a deadly war of attrition with the fire extinguisher aliens. They have chosen this desolate spot as their final battleground. The future of the Universe could well be decided in Clayton-le-Moors.
I know this to be true because the voices in my head have told me.