some of my faves from that site--
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
"If your parents got a divorce, would they still be brother and sister?"
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now I see that you are just the opposite - you are obnoxious and arrogant.
You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.