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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris
The footballs are populated by aliens from a different solar system. For many light years. they have been locked in a deadly war of attrition with the fire extinguisher aliens. They have chosen this desolate spot as their final battleground. The future of the Universe could well be decided in Clayton-le-Moors.
I know this to be true because the voices in my head have told me.
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The footballs are doomed to lose, no matter how hard they try to head for their goal, they nearly always swerve away from their target.
Morally the fire extinguisher deserves to win, after all H&S restrict their movements by fitting a safety catch, what an unfair playing field.