Hey gang, it's lets break legs time, while we were out glugging back a touch of the hard stuff, eye-ing up the spare talent (don't tell the Moll she just wouldn't understand). Some daft sod's gone & broken in here & taken all those iffey Swiss francs i've been trying to unload you know, those we were all laughing about that when you put it under one of them bar scanners say's take me straight to the police.
I just hope for their sake the police get to them first, because the really funny thing, no, no, don't stop me now or I'll wet myself, the really funny thing is that they were the one's gaddaffi gave me full of anthrax!
