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Originally Posted by Eric

I wouldn't let penguins draw our attention away from the ducks ... the crux is with the ducks. And once again, the Daily Mail is at the leading edge:

Waddle they be wearing next season? Have a gander at the latest in duck fashion... it's guaranteed to quack you up | Mail Online

What is a penguin?
It's just a duck in a dinner jacket.
So a careful eye should be kept on their tailors, obviously some form of fifth column collaborators.