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Originally Posted by Mancie
Well it's seen off the ducks and the football.. now it's in open water but still hugging the bankside..I reckon it's time special forces got involved to take it out now...I mean shoot it's bad ass and ask questions later. 
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The indiscriminate discharging of firearms sounds a little too American ... and, from what I remember, the good folks of Hyndburn are not the gun toting type. Just in case, it might be worthwhile checking to see if fire extinguishers are in season. Bag limit is not an issue, as there seems to be only one of them. It might also be worthwhile checking, Councillor Moss could help out here, to see if one needs a licence. I could be persuaded to drop over with my Wingmaster, and blow the sucker out of the water ... as long as I'm sure that all is above board. If there is any collateral damage ... as in ducks getting blown away ... it would help if someone with taste selects an appropriate wine with which to wash down said collateral damage.