[claytonx]

A teacher warned her pupils to wrap up warm against the cold winter,and to show how important this was she told them of the true story of her little brother who took his sledge out one day. Unfortunately,her brother had not been wrapped up properly and he caught pneumonia and died a few days later.
There was silence in the classroom for a few moments,then a small voice at the back said:'Please Miss,what happened to his sledge?'

Then there was the sadist who thought his wife looked horrible in stripes--so he stopped whipping her.