[davemac]

Traffic clones, don't get them mixed up with traffic cones which are cones for traffic.

Traffic clones are working in tandem with canalinguishers which are designed to take our eye of the ball, I present my evidence to be scrutinized by my piers (which are wooden structures that jut out into water).
1. Observing at the roadside
2. Pretending to be a tree.
3. Playing dead.
4. Another observing at the roadside(if more proof were required)
5. Hiding in the nettles.
6. Is this a big one disguised?
7. Lurking in an allotment.
8. Knocking on doors asking for directions.
and finally,
9. Submariner section.