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Arguing amongst ourselves about which level and what severity of defcom we are at is playing into their hands might I suggest in future we use flippin eck?

Flippin eck 4 = if things get worse we'll need a fan.
Flippin eck 3 = ok we've got a fan now what do we do?
Flippin eck 2 = it doesn't look good there's brown stuff being chucked about.
Flippin eck 1 = now we're in trouble some of that brown stuff is heading straight for the fan, better kiss your ass goodbye.