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Old 02-05-2012, 11:33   #1697
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Timothy desperately wanted to be a famous actor and always believed in trying to 'live' any parts he was asked to play.When he was invited to audition for the part of Abraham Lincoln in a new play. Timothy read all about Lincoln.He researched Lincoln's background for weeks and then dressed to look exactly like him--black hat,black cloak,red sash and large black boots.After admiring himself in a mirror he set off for the audition.He didn't get the part--but on the way home he was assassinated.
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