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The very expensive racehorse continually lost races which everyone had expected it to win.
'Perhaps what it needs is a bit more encouragement,'suggested the horse's owner.
So the jockey warned the horse just before the start of a major race that if it lost the race it would be the end of its racing days and the horse would have to find work elsewhere--probably on a milk round in the country.
The horse nodded at the jockey to indicate that it understood this threat,and soon the race began.
Unfortunately,this horse was soon trailing behind all the others and as the jockey urged it forward with his whip the horse turned its head and said: 'Steady on, sir.I've got to be up early in the morning.'