I was on patrol in the town centre , when I noticed the lack of traffic
clones around town, as opposed to traffic
cones, thats
cones for traffic.
I intensified my efforts, and came across a strange gathering in the bowels of the Arndale car park, this particular gathering glowed and as the light faded the glow got stronger, I was not able to observe this phenomenon to its conclusion as I got scared and ran out screaming like a sissy.
I blame this on my medication, and not wearing the right underwear, plus I didn't want to get my dress dirty.....ok nurse I'm coming.



