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claytonx · 11-05-2012, 11:30

It was pouring with rain and the old man fell down dying,in the gutter.A man saw this and rushed up to help.
"What can I do? Where do you live? What's your name?"asked the man.
"Seamus O'Reilly," replied the old man. "I'm dying.
There's nothing you can do to help."
"But shall I fetch the priest?"
"No,fetch the rabbi."
"Did I hear you right?"asked the man."With a name like Seamus O'Reilly and an accent like yours,you want me to fetch the rabbi and not the priest?"
"Yes,"replied the old man."I wouldn't bring the priest out on a night like this."

11-05-2012, 11:30	#1704
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 48971	Re: Joke Of The Day It was pouring with rain and the old man fell down dying,in the gutter.A man saw this and rushed up to help. "What can I do? Where do you live? What's your name?"asked the man. "Seamus O'Reilly," replied the old man. "I'm dying. There's nothing you can do to help." "But shall I fetch the priest?" "No,fetch the rabbi." "Did I hear you right?"asked the man."With a name like Seamus O'Reilly and an accent like yours,you want me to fetch the rabbi and not the priest?" "Yes,"replied the old man."I wouldn't bring the priest out on a night like this."