Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 17-05-2012, 11:57   #1710
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Re: Joke Of The Day

The Eskimo set off in his kayak when he met his Cockney Eskimo friend.The Eskimo said he was very cold and so he made a fire in the bottom of his kayak, but the kayak soon burst into flames and the Eskimo had to be rescued by his friend.
'Why did my kayak go up in flames like that?'asked the Eskimo.
'Simple!'replied his friend.'You can't hope to have your kayak and' eat it.'

'Now, how much would you like to contribute to the Indian Relief Fund,
Mrs Custer?'
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