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Little Wilhelmina was in the garden when she asked:'Dad-what are those two insects doing?'
'Well,'said her father,'you know what I told you about the birds and bees-that's what they are doing.'
'But they are not birds and bees.'
'I know-there called daddy-longlegs.'
'Oh!'said Wilhelmina,and paused to think about this for a while.Then she said:'So one is a mummy-longlegs and the other a daddy-longlegs.'
'No,'replied her father.'They're both daddy-longlegs.'
Wilhelmina thought for a while,then stamped on the insects.
'What did you do that for?'asked her father somewhat surprised.
'I'm not having that sort of thing in our garden,' said Wilhelmina,firmly.