[Guinness]

So the BBC decide to remove all it's children's programs to Cbeebies based on viewing figures.

Read a blog the other day that said that the BBC was now basically a woman's channel.

I'm inclined to agree, been off sick this week and all that's on are programs that:-

a) Make cooking appear more difficult than it is
b) Get people to spend more on fuel and time than they make at an auction, or sell something they bought in 1955 for £5 for £30 who are told its a 'real deal' (Duh!, inflation, interest)
c) Have a bunch of females discussing things that they usually write on the ladies toilet walls
d) Have a bunch of men running round hammering, drilling and sticking things to walls supervised by a woman, turning a perfectly acceptable room into something pink and chintzy in two hours
e) Quiz shows that have questions like, what comes next..1,2,3,(?)
f) Dramas with good looking actors playing doctors agonising over affairs with Irene Handl lookalikes
g) Have some ex-stockbrokers wife looking for a home in the Dordogne that has enough room for her 4 dogs, 3 hamsters and 22 crocodiles

Back to work on Monday...praise the Lord Harry