21-05-2012, 21:56
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Resting In Peace
Join Date: Oct 2011
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Re: Lazy women
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Originally Posted by davemac
Thats the chap, also used for darning the elbows in swimming costumes.
I cant use other objects, tried using a portmanteau, couldn't get it down the sleeve, then tried using a posser, still no joy. Did try a slop stone, then got fed up, so went to find a new length of string to keep my straw boater on.
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Your cossy looks alright to me.
Hello! Hello! Who's your lady friend?
Who's the little girly by your side?
I've seen you with a girl or two.
Oh! Oh! Oh! I AM surprised at you.
Hello! Hello! Stop your little games.
Don't you think your ways you ought to mend?
It isn't the girl I saw you with at Brighton.
Who? Who? Who's your lady friend?
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