[davemac]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

and I will lend you my epilator. Emjoi.....used once and put back in the box.
This will give you an idea why it is still in pristine condition.
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/b...airy-mary.html

I read it, one line makes me look at you in a different light "I am quiet hairy", anyway brushing that aside.........it will give you a parting.....Im being silly now..

It not epilating that I require, its something to stop me licking myself, on the carpet, in front of the telly, when we have company, then dragging myself across the carpet.......it was effecting my eyesight.........I will await this post being deleted by the moderators.

I have just discovered it was not Bob Martins tablets I have taken, it was Dr. Martins. I got them from Boots, and the laces tasted of liquorish..............nurse is it time for my medicine yet