[jaysay]

Originally Posted by davemac

I read it, one line makes me look at you in a different light "I am quiet hairy", anyway brushing that aside.........it will give you a parting.....Im being silly now..

It not epilating that I require, its something to stop me licking myself, on the carpet, in front of the telly, when we have company, then dragging myself across the carpet.......it was effecting my eyesight.........I will await this post being deleted by the moderators.

I have just discovered it was not Bob Martins tablets I have taken, it was Dr. Martins. I got them from Boots, and the laces tasted of liquorish..............nurse is it time for my medicine yet

Don't know about medicine Dave think its the doctor you need