Ah ... the King of Kings is returning ... this will really pee off the anti-monarchists ... it would be so much better if He Who Will Rule Over the End of Times were elected by the people ... well, those of voting age anyway.
Perhaps He's coming now in order to save England from being embarassed at the Euro 2012.
Maybe the Risen Christ will take a look at the EU regulations concerning how to end the world, get po'd at the bulk of material to go through, and return to Heaven with a copy (carried by a multitude of the Angelic Host) in order that he might end the world in the correct, and politically correct way.
There's a whole bunch of things that could derail the timetable.
If Christ comes, and he resembles Elvis, things might not be all that bad ... if he looks like Jimmy Hoffa, watch out
