Imagine yourself to be 16 & 1/2 to 17 years of age, you finally plucked up the courage to ask the girl you'd seen at the disco for a dance, joy of joys not only does she say yes, but, she has been waiting months for you to ask her. WOW! then she says after a few mummbled words from you that she would love for you to walk her home. You get her to her gate wonder if you would be too forward if you gave her a kiss, & she invites you in for a coffee. In the house you find that her parents have already gone to bed, (YES I'VE FINALLY DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN!), You're both on the settee having a hello type snog when you spy the family cat licking the fur on it's back just tidying up.
You, can't think of anything to say so grasping at straws you say, Don't you wish you could do what the cat is doing? i.e. able to scratch it's back with it's tongue. By the time she turns round the cat has changed places & is now licking between it's hind- legs Now for 1,000 Royski type notes how many of the three steps in front of her house did she bounce me off on the way out?
