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The female student went to the end of the term ball taking two handkerchiefs with her,as she had a cold.One handkerchief she put in her handbag and the other she tucked down the front of her dress.
During the course of the evening she finished using the first and so tried to retrieve the second,but couldn't find it.
The University's Chancellor,sitting nearby and watching her with interest, was amazed to hear her remark:'I could have sworn I had two when I came in.'

At least my wife isn't two-faced.She can't be--otherwise she wouldn't wear that one all the time.

My husband is so thin whenever he goes to the park the ducks throw him bread.