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Old 29-11-2004, 20:23   #6
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Re: Embarrassing first date.

Something once happened to me .It was my very first date and hers also (bless her).
I nervously asked her out and she said yes. So we arranged that I would pick her up from her home about 7.30.
7.30 arrived, so did I, but she wasn’t quite ready so I was invited it to her home while she finished off getting ready.
I then ended up sitting in the living room waiting with her mum and dad; me on the settee and her parents sat on the other two chairs.
They had a little dog, just not sure what make it where. “But Christ!” the little sod. As soon as I walked into the living room their little dog was running round very excited. Anyhow I said hello to every one and sat down and started to watch the TV like everyone else.
The next thing that happens is the dog disappears behind one of the chairs and reappears carrying a slipper, now the dog wasn’t much bigger than the slipper but it plonked its self and the slipper right in front of the TV. Then it proceeded to give the slipper one! Right in front of her parents and myself and all the time the dog kept looking at me with a silly grin. I could have died, I am sure that the dog new what the crack was. lol I glanced at her parents and their eyes where pinned to the TV screen pretending that this wasn’t happening, I was so embarrassed. At that moment my date turned up, so I sprung to my feet, wished her parent good night and rushed out of the house.
I remember thinking, this could only happen to me.
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