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Two women friends had gone for a girls night out.Both were very faithful and loving wives,however they had gotten overly-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee,so they stopped at the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to be down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it so she used that.
The girls the made there way home.
The next day,the husband of one of the women was concerned that his sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over,so he phoned the other husband and said:'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.My wife came home with no panties!!'
'Thats nothing,'said the other husband,'mine came back with a card stuck to her bum that said....
'From all of us at the fire station.We'll never forget you.'