Don't know whether it's already been mentioned, but came up in a conversation yesterday, and made me laugh, even though I hear it used a lot.
'Yes, three of 'em, as fit as fleas, and all well into their eighties.'
'Mind you none of 'em have ever been wed.'
'So no one's hoyned 'em'.'
Hoyned - pestered.
http://www.definition-of.net/hoyning
Also written as oined.
BBC - Lancashire - Fun Stuff - Ludicrous lists
(Funny one I'd forgotton, on the last link, 'clod hoppers' - big feet.)
