[susie123]

Today I spotted an alien presence in my greenhouse. There's a lot of glass missing, no plants and a lot of rubbish in there as we're getting rid of it and having a new one. It's still a good place for an afternoon nap...

1 First sighting...
2 Waking up
3 Getting closer
4 Not sure...
5 Can I get through that hole and on to the wall?
6 Perhaps not...
7 It's warmer in here
8 My garden gnome has a camera as well as a fishing rod
9 The green men who guard my shed
10 One day I might get a fig - in the meantime it might be useful if I run out of clothes

Can't tell you how many black and white cats there are round here - and we had one too till recently. I'm thinking of getting mugshots of all of them plus records of their markings - then I might be able to tell em apart.