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Old 01-12-2004, 15:36   #2
WillowTheWhisp
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Re: The Law really IS an ass!!

...................I must tell you a true story which was told to me by a lawyer. He was questioning a witness who he described (to us) as a "dumb blond" and asked her to describe the scene.
She said "It was pretty ugly"
He said "Can we please avoid such a hackneyed oxymoron?"
To which she replied "Oi! Who are you calling a moron!"
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