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The magician on board a cruise ship used to do amazing tricks every night in the cabaret spot-but the captain's pet parrot always used to shout 'Phoney,phoney!'at the end of the magician's act.
One day the ship hit an iceberg and sank,but the magician and the parrot managed to cling to a piece of wood and float clear of the sinking ship.
After a few days of floating,the parrot turned an inquisitive beak to the magician and said:'O.K.,genius.I'm impressed,what have you done with the ship?'

'Knock,knock.'
'Who's there?'
'Irish stew.'
'Irish stew who?'
'Irish stew in the name of the law.'