[claytonx]

A man rushed into a pub in a rather agitated state.'Does anyone here own a large black cat with a white collar?'he asked,somewhat nervously.Ther was no reply.
'Does anybody own a large black cat with a white collar?'asked the man again,raising his voice even higher above the general noise of the bar.But still no one answered his question.
'Oh dear,' muttered the man.'I must have run over the vicar.'

'The acoustics in this theater are fantastic.'
'Pardon?'