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and once you serve the drinks neil you can guard the door and not let anyone else in hee hee:beer58: :drunk: :bingobang

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Oh and Neil, don't forget to chill them first!

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you can also bring a few snacks if ya like Neil just in case we get peckish

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Ooo, good idea Cherokee, crisps or peanuts would be nice

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:eek: Alcoholics the lot of you :D

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And where've you been? Me and Cherokee have been holding the fort for the last few days.

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hello tinks was just gonna send out a search party for you ...what dya mean alcoholics..Gayle and me have been keeping the party going while you been taking a break ..we even had a few gatecrashers cus you wernt manning the door, good to see ya back

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Hello ladies may I join your party?My better half Tinks said it was better to ask rather than just gate crashing....:)

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Depends what you're bringing mthead!

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I'll provide a case of Kronnenborg and I think Tinks was on about she's finished the last of the Wolfblass so I'd better fetch a few more bottles of that aswell:)

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Sounds good, ok you're in

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OK good now lets get that music going!!!!!:D

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Morning all :D

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music on and bar open welcome aboard all

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good morning all, I think I might detox today, anyone want to join me with some fresh prune juice?

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no thanks,,,,,lol

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It's good for your complexion!

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Anyone want to join me with a cold one or am I on my own? :drink:

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Mmmm cold prune juice - excellent!

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Eww ...... hope you don't run out of loo roll :D :D :D

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I'd better check before I have another glass!

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Evening :D

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:stop: Allo Allo Allo! Whats going on here then? :D

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gayle not arrived yet, think it must have been the prune juice:pain30: ......evening allthink i will just join you all in a cider :thepint:

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Go on then mines aCarling:)

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:thepint: there you go mthead cheers

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Cheers Cherokee:) :) :)

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:D if you get peckish there nuts and crisps in the corner

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I've brought :drink: and :e33: :e33: :e33: Help yourself :D

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Knowing you they will be 'meat feast' pizzas Tinks;)

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hey tinks your taking us up in the world a bit with pizza

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Yeah we've not had that sort of luxury before!

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hello gayle are you still on the prune juice or are you ready for a proper drink

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I'm off the wagon again - so much for detoxing!

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go girl go have one on the house then:Banane35:

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You realise everyone thinks this is a thread full of alkies

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oops thought this was New Last person to drink beer thread heehee

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Good news is we've scared everyone else off!

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:Banane13: Waahoooo.........THAT CALLS FOR ANOTHER DRINK:thepint:

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Oh good throw us another tinny:D

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oh well another day another beer..

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yes , i need some ackers :D ,

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only beer on ere sorry

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Why??? I thought there was a fully stocked bar on here. :(

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Its alright Spug mate I'vegot a crate

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:signbeer: :bar: :drunk: bar always open and fully stocked spuggie just the host collapses every now and then haha:alc:

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In that case mine is a triple Smirnoff Voddie with Red Bull please. :D

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thats a bit of a girlie drink

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:pA pint is a mans drink but girls drink pints. :p I dont get a hangover off them regardless of how legless I get. :D

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well in that case spuggie you can have two triples :alright: :cheers: i ll stick with the strongbow
:) :drink:

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Cheers for that I need a drink.

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been awfully quiet in here tonight what you done to them all spuggie haha

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Nowt I was backshift. :(

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well i must admit its been a heavey few days in here its shameful that im still going HAHA ..........STAMINA thats all i can say

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I'm calling A.A. on the lot of you get you into rehab ASAP. :cheers: by the way this ones going down well :D

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no tinks dont do that, we,re not quite broken down yet haha:Banane45: :drunk:

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Do the RAC take drunks as well????? By the way Tinks were is my bevvy I have been working hard tonight (cough cough)

:enough:

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Rac UMMMM
Resting
Alcoholics
Coming ..back For Another
:signbeer: :beer58: :bar:
HELP YOUR SELF SPUGS

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:signbeer: :cheers: :alc: :help: :hesoff:

Recumbent Alcoholics Collection

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try saying that when you,ve had a few

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Dont intend to get into that kind of nic hic hic hic wa da telsefon fingy a needs hic hic a taxthy doofer. :o

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Can't do that! I might get my mucking fords wuddled.................:D

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:rofl38: :rofl38: :rofl38: this thread is just getting so bad:nono8: :nono8:

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RAC.....

Raucous
Alcoholics
Chorale?

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This thread is evolving the way it should do. :D

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Some might say reverse evolution Spuggie mate.............:)

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:D well i was happy when it was full of alkies haha

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So was I HICCCup

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your round mthead, mines a cider..i need the girls back in here it was sensible then kind of :D GAYLE... TINKS.... come back pleeeeeeze

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Sorry No more Drinks !!! " YA BARRED!!!!":)

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so if we all barred does that mean i win teehee

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UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT

FREE DRINKS ALL ROUND

PERMENENT HAPPY HOUR

OPEN 24/7 364.5 DAYS A YEAR

HALF DAY AT CRIMBO

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

:drink: :drunk: :alc: :alright: :Banane35:

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WAAAAAAHHOOOOOOOOOO...........:signbeer: :signbeer: :signbeer: :drink: :drink: :drink: WHAT A STAR :alright: :e30: :e30: :e30:I WILL TAKE THE HALF DAY TO REST WEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Cider coming up Cherokee......................:)

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CHEERS MTHEAD .... ..just dont let any of those fcstanleys in or they will close us up again:banane58: :banane58: :banane58: :Banane57:

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haha :D im sure i can make exceptions! "But No Bleeping Gadgets"!!

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oops sorry was that me?......damn those mobile ringtones.....i will turn it off in the bar haha

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No mobile phones allowed they interupt serious bevvying!!!

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mobile in pt ahhhhhhh very quiet now .....another cider please ..oooh i do like being at this side of the bar

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There you go Cherokee.Looks like I've got the role of barman tonight.......

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:D Yes non of them awfull ringtones , just put it on vibrate more easier! Id rather concentrate on my pint then my mobile!

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OOO er, I like the vibrating idea!

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Why ?

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Because it doesn't annoy anyone in the near vacinity when it rings of course! :D What else could it be?

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well i thought of a good old massage tee hee

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Yes well seen what that does......:eek: but in a pub you could be barred... :eek:

Do you go out covered in these phones? Is it recommended? Is it cheap?

Stick to drink its safer...... I think........:confused:

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Oh good nobody behind the bar yeha. :D

Time to jump it and have a bender. :D

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Caught you Spug mate:) Dont worry I'm not rostered on tonight,whats your tipple?:)

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Lager And Lime Please

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Magners without Ice please MT. :D

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Both drinks coming up,there you go you two,think I'll grab myself a Kronnenbourg while no ones looking............:)

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Go for it mate it looks like a free bar tonight/this morning. :D

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Ohhh good I'm ready for another,you want one at same time mate?:)

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Make it another and a large whiskey and irn bru please. :signbeer: :drunk: :cheers:

:bar:

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Coming right up....................There you go.:)

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Omg What Are You Lot Like???? I Leave You Alone For A Couple Of Hours ..................:bingobang .... we dont get another delivery till fri and yor givin all the beer away:alc: :e22: :e22: :e22: AT THIS RATE YOU LL ALL BE MOVING TO THE NEXT THREAD:D :do-one: :alright: :lol: :cheers: and ooooohhhh and it will leave me all alone in ere:Banane25: :Banane25: :Banane25:

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We didnt drink it all honest. If you hadnt gone for a mobile massage things would have been ok. :p :D

Whiskey and Irn Brue please Cherokee I am thirsty again. :D

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MUST BE RELIABLE
AND UNABLE TO RESIST THE SMOOTH TALKING ACCYWEBBERS WHEN WANTING FREE BEER

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With the number of drinkers on here it might be a struggle. :D

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ok ok free bar to all when its gone its gone till fri ....hic hic hic please spugg will you pass me that pint from the bar cus my legs still vibrating from the moby hahah:drunk: ooops toning :angel: