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lol , vibrating yourself to death hehe , Ill have a john smith`s please , " top bombing":D

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE BAR IS


OPEN
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Pint of Kronnenborg please Spug....:)

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:D i think ive got a serious drink problem hic. problem is i just cant get enough .........CIDER PLEASE:thepint:

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I aint for turning thirsty bods away so one Strongbow as ordered milady. :D

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i will just have an orange juice please,,someone has to keep sober

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HAHA , at least someone , thankyou grannyclaret! :D , will ya phone us a taxi please !

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SURE.... where to......

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Ill have a taxi to next pub for another beer , bit of variety!

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thats right fc.. you go and collect all the goss and bring it back for us ..haha

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I had to take a break from this thread it was giving me the shakes but now we're talking gossip - who knows what?

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na , no gossip over there sorry, gayle know any gossip?

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Cant have you falling of the wagon Gayle so we will attach a few restraints. :eek:

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did someone mention a wagon..???hic.. is the next delivery here,? hic

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Hopefully it will ! :D:D:D

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:stop: The dray men said they are waiting for their money...Who,s paying?
:drunk: :drunk: :drunk:
Oh it looks like me...your all sloshed:(

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Well , i dont have a clue , who ever came up with paying it (grannyclaret) should pay for it all hehe ! :D

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I will never be rich ,with mates like you lot ..:joint: :alc: :cheers: :sleep8: :beer58: :drink: :signbeer: :signbeer:
Wake up Gayle

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Nope you wont , another lot of drinks if you dont mind grannyclaret :D

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Better be plenty in I fancy a right old bevvy session this weekend. :D

Friday Saturday and Sunday because I dont start work until 15:00 on Monday YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAA :D:p

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if youve got the spare time why not!

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Pass me a beer please I'm parched :D :cheers:

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what beer would you like tinkerbell
:D

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ooooohhhh grannyclaret your such a sweetie paying for the delivery..thankyou:Banane35: :Banane57: RIGHT WHOSE ON THE BAR ?? CIDER PLEEEEESSSSEEEE .........AND TONIGHT GUYs WE WILL HAVE THE BAND PLAYING cus i fancy a dance:music8: :theband: :hehetable :drunk:

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hello from italy
i've another pint please
why not one more can't hurt

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come on barman its gettin busy heee

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hold up , if you dont be quiet , ull get barred forever this time!

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Bring those dray men back ,There is a case of cider missing,,,and the whiskey,s been watered down,,,,,,,and thats after giving them a big tip.......:behead: :angry:

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well i dont know where they have gone ?

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:s_gupjump Ifound em .......:whack: they were out back with MY cider:dogrun: :dogrun: but i set the dogs on em .....there was no whiskey tho granny just an empty bottle... told them we want a double delivery next week FREE.......:icon_argu . AHHHH glad to say my demands were met..so free beer next week guys:cheers: :angel:

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You threatened them with your gun didnt you , cherokee , oo ive let your secret out now!

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No she threatened to set the thirsty members on em. :eek: :D

The gun is to keep us lot in line. I deffinately would not like to be shot with that toy of hers were she is aiming. :o

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hehe , oo ive got a lethal bite arhhh!

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Oh dear the fangs are out. :eek:

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calm down guys my guns still hangin and as for my toy spuggie well erghummm...who told you ??:biggrin8: i was tryin to keep that secret..bet it was one of the other sqaws:conny: oh well back to the beer:drunk:

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It was the last guy daft enough to cross you. After you zapped him he was smouldering for a week and a verrrrrry grey colour. :eek: :s_fear: :w00t: :s_fire: :hesoff:

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AHHHH that would be the big chief..... that wasnt him smouldering that was his peace pipe haha

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haha bk to my beer now

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im the winner

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Your not sorry , cus i am nooowwww

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no your not ,its ME..............

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" no bleeping gadgets!" Or you will be barred again!

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Ouch that is painful. :eek:

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i didnt feel a thing spuggie haha...and who thinks they ve won ..... oooohhhhh nonononono ..... im gonna win MICK were are you

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He could be in the land of nod. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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well im havin another beer and then im heading in the same direction ...BARMAN CIDER PLEEESE:thepint: AHHH just love this late bar hee hee

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Barperson the usual please and some change for the puggy. :D

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Spuggie are you still on the ale at breakfast time,,, :coffeecup Have a nice cup of strong coffee instead.:(

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i prefer tetleys , great tetleys tea in the morning , ummm you cant beat it

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ummmm give me strongbow anytime ..... and i mean anytime teehee

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:rolleyes: I will have ........ one of everything :D Can you make the top shelf drinks trebles though please, I have some serious catching up to do ;)

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Thats gonna be a lot of bevvy T sure you are up to it? If you are maind if I join you I need a right skin full.

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trebles , yes that will do , its going to be a long and dear night!

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Did I win?

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NO....And i am not paying the draymen this time..
.........YOUR ALL BLINKING DIPPSIES........
:cheers: :drink: :signbeer:

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Of course :D Grab a glass

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of course we will all pitch in , im sure! :D

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Do you not fancy getting the gallon glasses out instead of iddy biddy pitchers? ;) a proper session :D

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no comment:alc: :alc: :alc: :alc: :alc: :alc:

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Ho you lot where have you hidden my barrels of bevvy?????

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i dont know ? why would we know anything about that , we dont even drink that much :D

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here here hic..:cheers: scan ni rav anuvver spider spleeeshe:bingobang :thepint:oh and welcomes back tinks

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Thankyou :cheers:

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Be in for mine as soon as I have finished work. :D

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take it your staying a while tinks?

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Yep :D just ignore me I'm going to sit over here in the corner and drink my beer :drink:

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ok we,ll wait for the loud thud and we,ll know not to pour you another haha.. but if you fall asleep and we all leave we,ll cover you up with the beer mats b4 we go. grannyclaret pops in throughout so she will look after you im sure

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What's that then? ... Sleep is for whimps ;) :D :drink: :drink:

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I think tinks is playing catch up better line them up for her. :D

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yeah but youve had a rest and went away an left us all to keep it open hee hee we had gatecrashers then fc threatend to bar us if we didnt stop bleeping . (erhummm i had my phone on vibrate):D was getting bored so had to amuse myself :) then we had to put up with dodgy dray men,, tried taking our beer .. you can take over for a while and i can go on a binge tee hee......triple cider please:Banane25:

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:drink: Can I borrow your phone ....... please! :D :D :D

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ive just got it on charge cus batteries a bit low but you can use it when it gets full power back.. tis more effective :Banane10: :Banane09: :rofl38:

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A bottle of Magners no ice and a Glenmorangie please.

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:drink: I'll get that Spug :) Anyone else want one while I'm going to the bar?

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Yeah I'll have a pint of Carling love while your there:)

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john smiths please, if you dont mind

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omg this place is full of drunks ... pt cider please hee

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Any chance of some lunch svp?

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ooo , steak and chips please :D

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ANYONE ELSE FOR GRUB??

Kitchen is due to close at 16:30.

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did i miss the food .. ? when does it open again im starving ..need to soak the beer up ..think ill have a cider while im waiting please

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Will have to sneak in a takeaway if you have got the munchies. :eek:

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i nipped to chippie so im ready for another round now

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oaklea chippy is very good!

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too far to go from ere esp after all that cider hee

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Hey I am New what do I win LOL

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if your lucky enough Ackers ..but never mind winning just enjoy ..and besides im gonna win if spuggie , fc, and tinks would all get so drunk they fall asleep for a few weeks heehee:rofl38: :sleep8: :conny: anyway gem welcome have fun:thepint: have a beer on us:wave:

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Cheers Love. my round next. oh and this makes me the last post. lol

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now now ..no it dosent haha

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I left A drink on the bar for you I would have brought it back but my hands were full. Tag your it HA HA

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hey im on last have does that mean i win

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:not_ripe: , that's it, just :not_ripe:
(oh yeah and be happy eh?)

BEA

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well im still here haha

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anyone on the bar im parched

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do i win it then for being the last first new person on this thread?:engsmil:

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:D nope.................

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Well there is a newbie feeling sad now. Give the poor soul a cosilation drink and a bar meal as compensation. :D

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I have found that image, and I ask that all of you take a moment to be inspired by it.

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ooooooooh spuggie that looks like my kind of heaven:Banane12: :Banane11: Do they allow mobile phone so i can text you all with updates haha:signbeer:

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Will email the owner and see if they do aalow them or if we can access email. :D