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emamum 13-11-2007 20:31

lie game?
 
i dont know if this ones been played before but what you do is make something up about the person that posted before you..........i will start....

emamum 13-11-2007 20:33

Re: lie game?
 
emamum23....gorges herself on chocolate in the bath where nobody can see.........

MargaretR 13-11-2007 20:33

Re: lie game?
 
Go on then - I'm waiting :rolleyes: - but dont expect a reponse from me --- I've said it before and I say it again --- I NEVER LIE :D

PS That has taken your soul down a bit in value :D

flashy 13-11-2007 20:35

Re: lie game?
 
margaret rothwell likes lovingly loafing naked in her garden lol

Bonnyboy 13-11-2007 20:37

Re: lie game?
 
Margaret looks nothing like Les Dawson, she drives one of those lil pavement cleaning machines for the council.....Is it ok to do 2 lies ? :D

MargaretR 13-11-2007 20:38

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 493311)
margaret rothwell likes lovingly loafing naked in her garden lol

LOL - since the only garden I have access to is a communal lawn shared with 3 men - result would be interesting wouldn't it? :D

flashy 13-11-2007 20:39

Re: lie game?
 
lol HAHAHAHAHAHAHA see i knew i was right ;)

Bonnyboy 13-11-2007 20:41

Re: lie game?
 
Was going to edit my post to keep in sync...but ****** it, I could be here all night.:)

MargaretR 13-11-2007 20:46

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonnyboy (Post 493313)
Margaret looks nothing like Les Dawson, she drives one of those lil pavement cleaning machines for the council.....Is it ok to do 2 lies ? :D

I look quite well preserved for my age in the photo I have in my profile
(but it is not a photo - a scan of a watercolour painting of me - so I was technically 'airbrushed' - how's that for HONESTY!)

emamum 13-11-2007 21:24

Re: lie game?
 
hmmmm... not really working is it?? how about "the person that posted before me..........." so that it doesnt get mixed up... sorry folks, i'm new(ish) :Banane20:

katex 13-11-2007 21:52

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by emamum23 (Post 493339)
hmmmm... not really working is it?? how about "the person that posted before me..........." so that it doesnt get mixed up... sorry folks, i'm new(ish) :Banane20:

Emamum really did ask if it were Speedy in the Arndale thingy shop and the answer was "No, but how quick you want it?" To which she replied: "Quality, not quantity of time is my motto"

Is this what you mean Emamum ?

slinky 14-11-2007 16:51

Re: lie game?
 
Katex is really a chav. She likes to wear pink tracksuit with her burberry hat

Neil 14-11-2007 16:54

Re: lie game?
 
Slinky never gives bad karma to people :rolleyes::D

slinky 14-11-2007 16:58

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil (Post 493592)
Slinky never gives bad karma to people :rolleyes::D

ROFLMAO :rofl38::rofl38:

Neil always gives me bad karma, and never signs it :rolleyes::D

beechy 14-11-2007 17:04

Re: lie game?
 
slinky is an out and out agnostic

BERNADETTE 14-11-2007 17:12

Re: lie game?
 
Beechy was a mod in his youth

Lilly 14-11-2007 20:47

Re: lie game?
 
Bernadette is 50th in line to the throne.

slinky 14-11-2007 20:58

Re: lie game?
 
Lilly was a prostitute in her past life ........ today she is a nun

Lilly 14-11-2007 21:05

Re: lie game?
 
Slinky used to be a man.

slinky 14-11-2007 21:29

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 493703)
Slinky used to be a man.

Lilly ..... this is a lie game :rolleyes::D

cashman 14-11-2007 21:39

Re: lie game?
 
i like everyone.:rolleyes:

BERNADETTE 14-11-2007 21:41

Re: lie game?
 
Cashy always tells the truth

Bagpuss 14-11-2007 21:43

Re: lie game?
 
Cashman hates beer and and ciggies and would never be seen dead in a pub.

katex 14-11-2007 21:50

Re: lie game?
 
Bagpuss really doesn't actually understand the meaning of vitriolic .. just thought was a lovely sounding word, and does not describe his personality whatsoever ... :rolleyes:

Lilly 14-11-2007 21:58

Re: lie game?
 
Katex is glad they banned smoking in public places......she is a non-smoker and she hates people who smoke.

cashman 14-11-2007 22:07

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bagpuss (Post 493737)
Cashman hates beer and and ciggies and would never be seen dead in a pub.

now Bagpuss,theres Lies n DAMN LIES.:D

katex 14-11-2007 22:22

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 493755)
now Bagpuss,theres Lies n DAMN LIES.:D

Hey, you spoiling the game :rolleyes: Supposed to comment on Lilly now .. suppose I have now ruined it by telling you off .. :D

slinky 14-11-2007 22:25

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by katex (Post 493765)
Hey, you spoiling the game :rolleyes: Supposed to comment on Lilly now .. suppose I have now ruined it by telling you off .. :D

Kate hates telling people off and will always refrain from doing so :rolleyes::D

cashman 14-11-2007 22:38

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by slinky (Post 493766)
Kate hates telling people off and will always refrain from doing so :rolleyes::D

slinks is going in a convent to become a nun.

slinky 14-11-2007 22:42

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 493780)
slinks is going in a convent to become a nun.

That's taking it too far :D

cashy hates going abroad for his holidays, and says he will never go again :p

cashman 14-11-2007 23:05

Re: lie game?
 
slinks is coming with me on my next jaunt.:D

Lilly 15-11-2007 15:36

Re: lie game?
 
Cashman is Australian.

flashy 15-11-2007 17:54

Re: lie game?
 
lillys real name is ethelbert

panther 15-11-2007 18:38

Re: lie game?
 
flashy is really a man!!!....heheh












oi....be nice.........

katex 15-11-2007 18:43

Re: lie game?
 
Panther loves furry black animals .. particularly rats

flashy 15-11-2007 18:44

Re: lie game?
 
katex has hairy legs ;)

Lilly 15-11-2007 20:58

Re: lie game?
 
Flashytart is one of Hugh Hefner's playboy bunnies.

cashman 15-11-2007 21:08

Re: lie game?
 
you can tell Lillys pretty bright, all her tattoos are spelt correctly.:D

BERNADETTE 15-11-2007 21:13

Re: lie game?
 
Cashy wears a hula skirt on his hols

Lilly 15-11-2007 21:14

Re: lie game?
 
Cashman is one of Madonna's backing dancers.

cashman 15-11-2007 21:30

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BERNADETTE (Post 494174)
Cashy wears a hula skirt on his hols

i thought this was a lie game?:rofl38::rofl38:

BERNADETTE 15-11-2007 21:41

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 494191)
i thought this was a lie game?:rofl38::rofl38:

So did I;)

flashy 15-11-2007 21:52

Re: lie game?
 
Bernie is 3ft 2 and wears rigger boots for work ;)

BERNADETTE 15-11-2007 22:00

Re: lie game?
 
Flashy has got no imagination!!!

flashy 15-11-2007 22:04

Re: lie game?
 
Bernie wears her skirt over her head when she's out ;)

Neil 15-11-2007 22:06

Re: lie game?
 
Flashy wears her skirt over anyone's head she can when she is out :D

flashy 15-11-2007 22:13

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil (Post 494228)
Flashy wears her skirt over anyone's head she can when she is out :D



i'm glad you've realised its a lying game Neil ;)




Neil used to be funny in his past life

LancYorkYankee 15-11-2007 22:35

Re: lie game?
 
Flashy has applied for a nun's job at the convent!

flashy 15-11-2007 22:45

Re: lie game?
 
Brian really lives in the uk ;)

slinky 17-11-2007 00:51

Re: lie game?
 
Flashy is a lesbian and hates sleeping with men :D

BERNADETTE 17-11-2007 00:54

Re: lie game?
 
Slinky is teetotal she would never drink alcohol!!!

grannyclaret 17-11-2007 01:09

Re: lie game?
 
bernadette has won the lottery and is going to give every accy webber a tenner

slinky 17-11-2007 16:36

Re: lie game?
 
Granny Claret is a Blackburn Rovers supporter ........ :eek:

(( sorry for swearing on a family forum ))

flashy 17-11-2007 17:01

Re: lie game?
 
slinky has a moustache and underarm hair




(bet she's looking at it right now) ;)

slinky 17-11-2007 17:02

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 494944)
slinky has a moustache and underarm hair




(bet she's looking at it right now) ;)


I waxed my under arms last night ......

and I had a shave this morning :D;)

flashy 17-11-2007 17:04

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by slinky (Post 494947)
I waxed my under arms last night ......

and I had a shave this morning :D;)




:rofl38: you noodle ;)

grannyclaret 17-11-2007 21:42

Re: lie game?
 
FLASHY TART IS A TART THAT WILL FLASH AT ANYONE,,,,,:eek::eek: i am in for it now.....................

BERNADETTE 17-11-2007 22:06

Re: lie game?
 
Granny is the madam at a very high class brothel

slinky 17-11-2007 22:10

Re: lie game?
 
Bernie has a naked man tattooed on her bottom :D

Lilly 17-11-2007 22:11

Re: lie game?
 
Slinky lives in a mansion with 2 swimming pools and room for a pony.

grannyclaret 17-11-2007 22:12

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BERNADETTE (Post 495148)
Granny is the madam at a very high class brothel

yummy i just love broth.....;)

bernadette is going on the tele,,,in x factor..

slinky 17-11-2007 22:13

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 495155)
Slinky lives in a mansion with 2 swimming pools and room for a pony.

The cheek of some people!!!

2 pony's i'll have you know :D

Lilly is called ' Lilly' cos she was found on a lilly pad when she was a baby!!

grannyclaret 17-11-2007 22:14

Re: lie game?
 
oops i have gone out of sinque,,sorry

grannyclaret 17-11-2007 22:15

Re: lie game?
 
slinky is very modest

Lilly 17-11-2007 22:17

Re: lie game?
 
Grannyclaret is going to be a mystery contestant on 'Im a Celebrity, get me out of here'.

jackyalex 17-11-2007 22:20

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 495162)
Grannyclaret is going to be a mystery contestant on 'Im a Celebrity, get me out of here'.

and lilly is there to help as granny's carer :D

slinky 17-11-2007 22:21

Re: lie game?
 
Jacky is 7ft tall

jackyalex 17-11-2007 22:25

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by slinky (Post 495169)
Jacky is 7ft tall

slinky stands as tall as her 2ft6 xmas tree

cashman 17-11-2007 23:47

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jackyalex (Post 495172)
slinky stands as tall as her 2ft6 xmas tree

jacky is married to george:rofl38: and wears his Y-Fronts.

slinky 17-11-2007 23:49

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 495210)
jacky is married to george:rofl38:
and wears his Y-Fronts.

LMAO ...... Cashy was Caught bending wendy over the freezer in aisle 4 :D

'' BING BONG'' :D

cashman 18-11-2007 21:58

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by slinky (Post 495211)
LMAO ...... Cashy was Caught bending wendy over the freezer in aisle 4 :D

'' BING BONG'' :D

Slinkys real name is Wendy!:D

harwood red 18-11-2007 23:03

Re: lie game?
 
cashman has decided he will give up watching rovers and get a stanley season ticket next year :rolleyes:

flashy 19-11-2007 08:32

Re: lie game?
 
harwood reds real hair colour is purple ;)

Mick 19-11-2007 08:59

Re: lie game?
 
Less has shown his bum at an accyweb meet
sorry i dont tell lies:D

beechy 20-11-2007 13:33

Re: lie game?
 
yes mick doesnt tell lies

flashy 20-11-2007 15:36

Re: lie game?
 
Beechy is 2 ft tall with size 13 feet ;)

emamum 20-11-2007 15:37

Re: lie game?
 
flashy's avatar is actually a picture of her:eek:

flashy 20-11-2007 15:38

Re: lie game?
 
Em is really called Bill ;)

Ber999T 21-11-2007 12:34

Re: lie game?
 
Flashy is never in a bad mood

flashy 21-11-2007 12:37

Re: lie game?
 
Ber hates having a pc;)

emamum 22-11-2007 21:00

Re: lie game?
 
flashy is excited about christmas because there will be a man in her bedroom:eek:

beechy 23-11-2007 13:40

Re: lie game?
 
emamum is jealous

katex 23-11-2007 17:46

Re: lie game?
 
Beechy really lives in a canal barge under the Whalley Road bridge, next to the Albion .. they bring him beers every night. His holiday home is parked up in the harbour at St. Tropez.

harwood red 23-11-2007 19:25

Re: lie game?
 
Katex hates all men and DIY should only be done by a woman :D

BERNADETTE 23-11-2007 19:41

Re: lie game?
 
Harwood Red can't stand football and especially Accrington Stanley

harwood red 23-11-2007 19:46

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BERNADETTE (Post 497287)
Harwood Red can't stand football and especially Accrington Stanley

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:we ll done Bernie you made made me laugh and thats not a lie!!!!!! However.....

Bernadette is always very rude and would never apologise to anyone!!

flashy 23-11-2007 19:51

Re: lie game?
 
harwood red doesnt like beer ;)

Neil 23-11-2007 21:18

Re: lie game?
 
I thought I saw a supermodel in Woolies last night then realised it was flashytart.

flashy 23-11-2007 21:23

Re: lie game?
 
ok Neil explain that one as a lie then you doofus lol, so there was a supermodel in woolies and i wasnt there

Neil 23-11-2007 22:52

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 497327)
ok Neil explain that one as a lie then you doofus lol, so there was a supermodel in woolies and i wasnt there

I was lying by saying I mistook you for one - Durr brain

cashman 23-11-2007 22:58

Re: lie game?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil (Post 497368)
I was lying by saying I mistook you for one - Durr brain

Neil killed all the animals in Rhyddings park tonight.

Neil 24-11-2007 08:50

Re: lie game?
 
Neil is not about to go and collect 7 Bantams to put in the park.

So if anyone wants to see them don't go to the Park at about 10:15am today :D

Mick 24-11-2007 09:15

Re: lie game?
 
1 Attachment(s)
Quote:

Originally Posted by beechy (Post 496025)
yes mick doesnt tell lies

Er Beechy are you saying i dont tell the truth :eek::p

Neil 24-11-2007 10:31

Re: lie game?
 
Is that a target for Rindy's spear tonight at the meeting? :p:eek::rolleyes::D

emamum 24-11-2007 10:33

Re: lie game?
 
neil thinks a bantam is a mobile phone game....

Neil 24-11-2007 10:38

Re: lie game?
 
Neil wasn't just chasing a mobile phone game around the park

flashy 23-01-2008 20:51

Re: lie game?
 
Neil is really called pauline and lives on her own in a shed in blackburn

mrskitty 23-01-2008 21:21

Re: lie game?
 
Flashytart loves to lick shepherds in thongs and eats blended horse meat for breakfast every tuesday morning....

flashy 23-01-2008 21:22

Re: lie game?
 
kitty has 10 kids and wants another 5

Tinkerbelle 15-04-2008 16:10

Re: lie game?
 
Flashy ****s for a fiver ...


(it is a lie her going rates £4.99 on a BOGOF offer) :D


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