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It takes me ages to put it all together, but its worth it when you read it all together!! :D lol.

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yeh but slinks hate too be critical, but yer being too nice to Dingles.:D;)

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Well, if I was the one writting it, I wouldn't be slagging dingles off would I?? ;) I would be slagging the other mighty ****e off :)

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she cant slag dingles off, her mothers a dingle ;)

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My mother WOULD kill me. Although she is quite poorly at the moment :( so I would have to stand there and allow her to hit me :)

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:eek: whats wrong with her?

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She has Bronchitis :( poor ******, its really knocked the stuffing out of her.

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awww give her mi love

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sorry to hear bout yer mam slinks, wish her well from me.

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Thanks Flash and cash!! I will :)

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What an imagination Slinky has,,,,,, who could compete with that....

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I tried to give Slinky karma but it said i had to spread it around,!!!!!!!!!!,,,,..its ages since i gave her karma last!!!!!!!!!1

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I have only copied and pasted everything from the
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...ory-36801.html

thread :D but it just sounds really funny when you put it all together like a story :D

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Chapter 4 .....................:D

in east european countries they have been caught for all the usual perverted sexual activity which is also what most politicians hide in private rooms around parliament, playing with their three legged pomeranians with ickle tails and big testicles on their heads, whilst eating olives and snot flavoured premium strong lager which makes thier genitles all curly, limp, and useless just like that!! then along came cashy and took the p**s out of his bladder then wiped his teeth on the scraggy end of the ham shank, which is kept in his drawer with the dirty underwear that he hasnt changed for his whole life, and even though they were stuck to his wall with PVA glue.
Then all at once they all had sobered up long enough to dance a conga in the nude., whilst belly dancing on Blackburn Road until,one of dumpy`s rusty nuts came rolling down Whinney hill road crashing into a heather selling gypsy, disguised as a, burnley club mascot whilst all along bertie bee was donkey in disguise as peter britcliffe, the stupid pillock, with a belly full of beer and three condoms.........................................To be continued ;)

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Chapter 5...............................

and three condoms of the flavoured kind favoured by, gay councillors and prostitutes worldwide. The dirty old pervert even asked pipinfort the `hetrosexual` male if he could see flashytarts underwear! but then remembered he'd get punched not only with, so he gave a big wink and toddled off into the sunset wishing and thinking....he was with someone other than...Blazey of all people who he absolutely hates with all his big snot and sweat and big rosy red round knob of butter, on his fruit teacake 'very delicious' said the big lump, on his bottom, then vomited in a bowler hat later that day....in the end he drank it, only to bring It up again on flashys ladygarden, which had, recently been trimmed by derekgas who used a flymo and....a blow torch and beer shampoo, which tasted very much like the tripe and onions........that Gordon Ramsay had thrown up all over Accrington, the dirty git.
To watch a person be sick on britcliffe`s shoes created great pleasure, and everyone cackled and wet the.......floor where they had been sitting......and when they looked over at.......pipinfort they thought....handsome fella indeed............and thats with only 7 pints of vodka inside their puny little skeletal like frames made them seem like something from another bad trip to flashytarts hairdresser..........who was a.........bloody good girl for what she has achieved in the world of cutting her hair, with a sythe and some clippers used on sheep.........;)
But the sheep ..... are better baaabers for the blind if wearing wellies.
However, Jack said thats me new nikname and cashy took the p!ss then everybody went to bed and .............kicked him in the worst place.....Burnley! But why... will they never be as good as those B******'S .. Super Blackburn Rovers :o !! but they wont be able too.............. fly to greenland with seven dwarves..........beacuse they are watching porn with........accyweb members and the late family roadshow hosted by a butlins redcoat....... Who is actually ....Andy Peters in.........a pink frock With a huge pink tu tu and slinkys bra.:D which is very very pink indeed.

However, next Friday............is the first day of worship........and the anniversary.............of gnashers day which we have false teeth and hearing aids sold by the dozen in all different design and style the same as
old farmer joe ....and his green hat of straw with the pink nobs on it and they jingle, with their balls flying in the air so high they exploded in to a million petals, before smelling of rancid farts........ due to them one at a....time getting worse...than an alcoholics breathe 1st thing in the morning.

....................To Be continued :D