Accrington Web - Limericks

A new member called baby boo
Had terrible trouble going to the loo
Nurse Margaret suggested a laxative,
Senna pods put through a sieve....
She F**ted and then followed through...!

Tinkerbelle

24-07-2005 20:27

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:rofl38: Nice ending Margaret :rofl38:

Margaret Pilkington

24-07-2005 20:30

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A bit of toilet humour there tinks......

grannyclaret

24-07-2005 20:30

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

:rofl38: Nice ending Margaret :rofl38:

couldent have thought of a better one

Margaret Pilkington

24-07-2005 20:32

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Said A-B 'I might get a bike'

grannyclaret

24-07-2005 20:36

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Said A-B 'I might get a bike'
i just saw a nice red one i like

Tinkerbelle

24-07-2005 20:36

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Said A-B 'I might get a bike'
"the hills at accyweb are such a hike"

janet

25-07-2005 08:04

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Said A-B 'I might get a bike'
"the hills at accyweb are such a hike"
if you cycle with michael

JohnW

25-07-2005 12:23

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Said A-B "I might get a bike,
I just saw a nice red one I like,
It's all shiny and new,

Margaret Pilkington

25-07-2005 14:12

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Said A-B 'I might get a bike
I just saw a nice red one I like,
It's all shiny and new......
with a jelly seat too.....
Not one that feels like a spike'

sorry....sorry...sorry......I've done it again, gone into overdrive!

JohnW

26-07-2005 10:29

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Margaret's into overdrive,

grannyclaret

26-07-2005 11:52

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Margaret's into overdrive,
we gave her one inch but she took five

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