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i once had a boyfriend called pete
who likes to eat meat
he once ate too much
they now call him butch

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I once had a boyfriend called Pete,
Who likes to eat lots of meat,
He once ate too much,
They now call him Butch,
He's so fat that he can't see his feet.

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Newie-


The was an old man of Kentucky,

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The was an old man of Kentucky
Who was regarded by all as rather plucky

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The was an old man of Kentucky
Who was regarded by all as rather plucky
He was quite fond of chicken

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The was an old man of Kentucky
Who was regarded by all as rather plucky
He was quite fond of chicken
And finger lickin'

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The was an old man of Kentucky
Who was regarded by all as rather plucky
He was quite fond of chicken
And finger lickin'
whilst eating he called everybody ducky

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New one-


There was a young woman who screamed,

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There was a young woman who screamed,
coz her cheques had not been redeamed

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There was a young woman who screamed,
coz her cheques had not been redeamed
so she ran to the bank

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There was a young woman who screamed,
coz her cheques had not been redeamed
so she ran to the bank
slapped that cashier called FRANK

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There was a young woman who screamed,
coz her cheques had not been redeamed
so she ran to the bank
slapped that cashier called FRANK
Til his big rosy cheeks bloody beamed..........!!!!

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There was a young woman who screamed,
coz her cheques had not been redeamed
so she ran to the bank
slapped that cashier called FRANK
Til his big rosy cheeks bloody beamed..........!!!!
with all the money it seems

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New one ............

Mondays are a drag,

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Mondays are a drag,
the day i'd need a fag