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If I had a penny for every thought
a rich woman i would be, that's no joke

that dont rhyme :S

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If I had a penny for every thought
my mind would be very distraught,

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If I had a penny for every thought
my mind would be very distraught,
would i be a millionaire

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If I had a penny for every thought
my mind would be very distraught,
would i be a millionaire
or would i be tearing out my hair

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If I had a penny for every thought
my mind would be very distraught,
would i be a millionaire
or would i be tearing out my hair,
I just wish my bank statements had a few extra noughts

(sorry not good rhyming but was said from the heart ;) )

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brilliant last line.......lol

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I knew a old lady one day...........

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I knew a old lady one day...........
who was terrified of going gray,

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I knew a old lady one day...........
who was terrified of going gray,
She went to the salon....

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I knew a old lady one day...........
who was terrified of going gray,
She went to the salon....
and asked for a gallon

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I knew a old lady one day...........
who was terrified of going gray,
She went to the salon....
and asked for a gallon
of wigs on a tray.............................ummmmm

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There was a farmer from Gisburn..............

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There was a farmer from Gisburn..............
to get there you make a right turn

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There was a farmer from Gisburn..............
to get there you make a right turn
then get lost round the corner...

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There was a farmer from Gisburn..............
to get there you make a right turn
then get lost round the corner...
when you suddenly got the pot noodle horner