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If I should win a fortune, friends I will have many,
Which seems to say that, if I'm poor, friends I won't have any,
so i think my luck is in the stars
and the fortune will be spent in numerous bars

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If I should win a fortune, friends I will have many,
Which seems to say that, if I'm poor, friends I won't have any,
So i think my luck is in the stars,
And the fortune will be spent in numerous bars,
I'll drink the bl**dy lot myself, right down to the last penny.

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So, I am starting my vacation on Saturday, as a celebration here is the first line of the next one:


California here I come,

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California here I come,
land of tan and silicone bum,

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California here I come,
land of tan and silicone bum
It may get hot it may get sticky......

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California here I come,
land of tan and silicone bum
It may get hot it may get sticky.....
and watch out girls ,i,m very picky

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California here I come,
land of tan and silicone bum
It may get hot it may get sticky.....
and watch out girls ,i,m very picky,
So before I get there "tuck" your tum.

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A trip out to Cyprus would be very nice,

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A trip out to Cyprus would be very nice,
to drink vodka and coke with plenty of ice,

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A trip out to Cyprus would be very nice,
To drink vodka and coke with plenty of ice,
To lounge on the beach on a hot sunny day,

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A trip out to Cyprus would be very nice,
To drink vodka and coke with plenty of ice,
To lounge on the beach on a hot sunny day,
would surely wash any blues away,

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A trip out to Cyprus would be very nice,
To drink vodka and coke with plenty of ice,
To lounge on the beach on a hot sunny day,
would surely wash any blues away,
oh and a piece of the action ,,please give me a slice .

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next..
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theres plenty of sun in the med

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There's plenty of sun in the Med,
You can get a good tan if your dead,

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There's plenty of sun in the Med,
You can get a good tan if your dead,
so live it up while your here