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Tinkerbelle and the lad, Peter Pan,
had both got a beautiful tan
And on the nude beach,
he pushed his luck by trying to reach,

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Tinkerbelle and the lad, Peter Pan,
had both got a beautiful tan
And on the nude beach,
he pushed his luck by trying to reach,
For a boob, the dirty young man.

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while i was on my way to town

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while i was on my way to town
I bumped into charlie the clown

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A Tale of Two Cities

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while i was on my way to town
I bumped into charlie the clown
As he was looking rather sad

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while i was on my way to town
I bumped into charlie the clown
As he was looking rather sad
I said "ey, up owd lad!"

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while i was on my way to town
I bumped into charlie the clown
As he was looking rather sad
I said "ey, up owd lad!"
"Ah bog off" he said with a frown.

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There was a young lady from Brighton

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Who went to bed with the light on

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There was a young lady from Brighton,
Who went to bed with the light on,
"Though I'm afraid of the dark,

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There was a young lady from Brighton,
Who went to bed with the light on,
"Though I'm afraid of the dark,
I'm still good for a lark,"

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There was a young lady from Brighton,
Who went to bed with the light on,
"Though I'm afraid of the dark,
I'm still good for a lark,"
! MY GOD its the size of a python !

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when i was just a nipper

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when i was just a nipper
Mommy said, "Never play with your zipper,"