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We're policing the limericks today
So be careful what you say
Post a rhyme that is weird
but never be feared

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We're policing the limericks today
So be careful what you say
Post a rhyme that is weird
but never be feared
We're doing it only in play!

Speaking of which:

There once was a poet named Dan,
Who's poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He said, "Yes, I know"
"It's because I try to put every possible syllable into the very last
line that I can" !!

New start:

There was a young lady called Sara
Who at limericks was quite the terror (call the limerick police!)

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There was a young lady called Sara
Who at limericks was quite the terror (call the limerick police!)
but never fear
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There was a young lady called Sara
Who at limericks was quite the terror (call the limerick police!)
but never fear
she,s realy a dear

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There was a young lady called Sara
Who at limericks was quite the terror (call the limerick police!)
but never fear
she,s realy a dear
That's our lady called sara

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In was in the month of May

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it was in the month of May
on a georgeous sunny day

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it was in the month of May
on a georgeous sunny day
when along came an accy web member

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it was in the month of May
on a georgeous sunny day
when along came an accy web member
recovering from a bender

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it was in the month of May
on a georgeous sunny day
when along came an accy web member
recovering from a bender
Oops! Thats not politically correct - I mean gay!

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Hmmm.....no start of a new limerick. Problem solved -

If you've finished a limerick here,
Please don't leave for the pub and a beer,

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If you've finished a limerick here,
Please don't leave for the pub and a beer,
please start another,
but not about my mother,

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If you've finished a limerick here,
Please don't leave for the pub and a beer,
please start another,
but not about my mother,
And her quest to be named as a peer!

Tinkerbelle and the lad, Peter Pan,

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Tinkerbelle and the lad, Peter Pan,
had both got a beautiful tan

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Tinkerbelle and the lad, Peter Pan,
had both got a beautiful tan
And on the nude beach,