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When Janet and Granny went out,
At the pub, there was always a rout,
There was scratching and kicking,
Janet's pint Gran was nicking

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When Janet and Granny went out,
At the pub, there was always a rout,
There was scratching and kicking,
Janet's pint Gran was nicking
its mine or il,l give you a clout

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there once was a lady called rose
who got up everyones nose

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By persistently whining

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there once was a lady called rose
who got up everyones nose
By persistently whining


(gotta remember to copy the previous lines!)

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there once was a lady called rose
who got up everyones nose
By persistently whining
especialy when dineing

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there once was a lady called rose
who got up everyones nose
By persistently whining
especialy when dining
Well she's female, you know how that goes.

.................runs for cover to avoid misiles raining in from all directions.............


A girl, once, in fair Rising Bridge,

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A girl, once, in fair Rising Bridge,
was stung on the bum by a midge

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A girl, once, in fair Rising Bridge,
Was stung on the bum by a midge,
It itched like the devil,

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A girl, once, in fair Rising Bridge,
Was stung on the bum by a midge,
It itched like the devil,
but insisted on eating a revel (mm they are tasty)

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A girl, once, in fair Rising Bridge,
Was stung on the bum by a midge,
It itched like the devil,
but insisted on eating a revel
and talked to the devil, in fair Rising Bridge.

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Grr. again I'm stuck. Where's the first line of the next one Doug?

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You start one lol.

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OK, how about

An Accyweb member named Doug..........

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An Accyweb member named Doug,
Swigged gallons of ale from a jug,