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a boozer who had a big belly

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was partial to the odd vodka jelly

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a boozer who had a big belly
was partial to the odd vodka jelly
sat on her a*** in front of the telly

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]a boozer who had a big belly
was partial to the odd vodka jelly
his wife was as bad
she was smoking a fag


sat on her a*** in front of the telly/


sorry doug i sqeezed it between your line .....

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No problem grannyclaret........nothing like a nice sqeeze......:p

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A vicar from Dibley was she

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A vicar from Dibley was she
who like to come for tea

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A vicar from Dibley was she,
who like to come for tea,
whilst pouring for Alice,

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A vicar from Dibley was she,
who like to come for tea,
whilst pouring for Alice,
her thoughts filled with mallice

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A vicar from Dibley was she,
who like to come for tea,
whilst pouring for Alice,
her thoughts filled with mallice,
as she scalded the poor girls knee.



New one-

There was a young lady from Kent,

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There was a young lady from Kent,
Who thought that she may be bent,

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she looked at the boys and girls

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There was a young lady from Kent,

who thought that she may be bent

She looked at the boys and girls
considered the muscles or pearls?

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There was a young lady from Kent,
Who thought that she may be bent,
she looked at the boys and girls
Whilst playing with her curls

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[QUOTE=Doug]There was a young lady from Kent,
Who thought that she may be bent,
she looked at the boys and girls
Whilst playing with her curls
and winked at the lass with the tent