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Tealeaf, a fella from Church,
Who walks with a bit of a Lurch,
It's the ale in The Stag,
That made it all shag
and knocked him clean off of his perch

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[QUOTE=JohnW]
A film star was taking a bath,
With an extra, just for a laugh,
The suds started to melt,
And her boobs then got 'felt',
that will teach her to mess with a taff

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I always seem to look at the thread when it's someone's turn to start a Limerick :(

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come on then gobsmacked,i seem to keep doing them ;)

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I was under the misaprehension that the person who completed the last one had to start the new one.

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oh sorry i diddent realise that ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,thinks

there was a dozy old woman called granny

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there was a dozy old woman called granny
who thought it was somewhat uncanny

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there was a dozy old woman called granny
who thought it was somewhat uncanny
that her mind would go blank
when she went to the bank

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there was a dozy old woman called granny
who thought it was somewhat uncanny
that her mind would go blank
when she went to the bank
To draw money to pay for the nanny.


There once was a scouser called Kit,

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There once was a scouser called Kit,
who ,s desire was to learn how to knit

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There once was a scouser called Kit,
who ,s desire was to learn how to knit
but try as she might, she couldn't get it right

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There once was a scouser called Kit,
who's desire was to learn how to knit
but try as she might,
she couldn't get it right
In fact the whole thing looked like sh*t!



When Janet and Granny went out,

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When Janet and Granny went out,

At the pub, there was always a rout

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When Janet and Granny went out,
At the pub, there was always a rout,
There was scratching and kicking,