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LMAO DOUG you are as good as tinks at these hehehehehe

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PMSL @ Doug!
Did you get carried away? Cos l was getting pictures of golden showers over in Yorkshire!
Oh, time for another tablet.:(

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I'm not answering this post just in case I set myself up for a slapping. ;) When did you ever see a golden shower in Yorkshire grainda. The bu**ers are to tight to pass the water let alone **** on you. Oh bu**er, don't tell F**i, don't what to up set her again........:p

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Fib's is ok,
she has Lancashire blood in her,
and her waters run free!

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P.S. This was a statement not the start of a bad limerick!

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It's a good job I've been told to sit on my hands Garinda I thought it was the start of a rather good one and was just contemplating what i'd follow on with!

EDIT: Infact I'm going to tell you what i'd follow on with

just make sure you never pee on a bee!!

How's that Doug :p

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just make sure you never pee on a bee!!
it might sting you were you pee

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and also on your knee

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just make sure you never pee on a bee!!
it might sting you were you pee
and also on your knee
Then he'll have Slinky on her way to tea

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Right I'll have a go at starting one

There was a young man called Mick

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There was a young man called Mick,
Whose hose was incredibly thick,

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There was a young man called Mick,
Whose hose was incredibly thick,
once in a while, he would smile

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[QUOTE=janet]There was a young man called Mick,
Whose hose was incredibly thick,
once in a while, he would smile,
As it stretched for a mile,

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There was a young man called Mick,
Whose hose was incredibly thick,
once in a while, he would smile,
As it stretched for a mile,
And with jealousy, made us all sick.




Tinkerbell once told her dad,

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Then fell off his perch