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Some expats now live in the States,
Where they don't pay Hyndburn Rates
But the hurricaines came
And they sure were not tame,
So now they've lost all their slates

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Hahahaha - very good T! So where's the next one then?

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The burglars were in Accy this weekend

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The burglars were in Accy this weekend
but ran when seeing it so tacky

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The burglars were in Accy this weekend,
but ran when seeing it so tacky,
desperate for some wacky baccy,

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That one's kind of mucked up isn't it?

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Doug, I hope you don't mind, I've altered your first line to put the thing in order.

The burglars this week were in Accy,
But ran off when seeing it so tacky,
Desperate for some wacky backy,
Or a bottle of Japanese Saki,
They settled for some Chicken Teryaki.

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That one was hard work, OK here's a start to another:

It's put lots o' rain down o'er 'ere,

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It's put lots o' rain down o'er 'ere,
The residents are living in fear,

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It's put lots o' rain down o'er 'ere,
The residents are living in fear,
They're scared they might drown,

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It's put lots o' rain down o'er 'ere,
The residents are living in fear,
They're scared they might drown,
So they're getting out of town

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It's put lots o' rain down o'er 'ere,
The residents are living in fear,
They're scared they might drown,
So they're getting out of town
But stopping off at the pub for a beer.

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It's been raining in Accy, too

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It's been raining in Accy, too
So everyone was feeling blue,

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It's been raining in Accy, too
So everyone was feeling blue,
Water up to their thighs,