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Sparkologist was bound for China,
They couldn't get anyone fina',
But when he arrived
the chinese contrived
So sparkie got ****ed with the driver:)

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Sparkologist was bound for China,
They couldn't get anyone fina',
But when he arrived
the chinese contrived
To pack him off to Asia Minor.

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There was a hell of a storm in Accy

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There was a hell of a storm in Accy,
the day they seized the baccy

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There was a hell of a storm in Accy,
the day they seized the baccy
No tax had been paid

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There was a hell of a storm in Accy,
the day they seized the baccy,
No tax had been paid,
for the gobbling tea's maid,

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There was a hell of a storm in Accy,
the day they seized the baccy,
No tax had been paid,
for the gobbling tea's maid,
Oh dear.....this is getting pretty tacky

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Its a Friday night and I'm off for a pint

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Think yourself lucky tea, it could have worse. I'm having a bad day..............

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The "calm room" is open to all,

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The "calm room" is open to all,
But be careful you dont fall,

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The "calm room" is open to all,
But be careful you dont fall,
As you walk through the door,

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The "calm room" is open to all,
But be careful you dont fall,
As you walk through the door,
Coz u will be flat on the floor

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The "calm room" is open to all,
But be careful you dont fall,
As you walk through the door,
Coz u will be flat on the floor
And calm, you won't be at all.

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To the market our Ellie did go,