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Tealeaf was once in a hurry,
To go and get a curry,
He fell on his head,
And ended up in bed,
To his mum he's a terrible worry.

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Ellie and Lettie were talking,

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Ellie and Lettie were talking,
One day about stalking,

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Ellie and Lettie were talking,
One day about stalking,
when out of the blue

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Ellie and Lettie were talking,
One day about stalking,
when out of the blue
Lettie got the flu

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Ellie and Lettie were talking,
One day about stalking,
when out of the blue
Lettie got the flu
and that put an end to the walking

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Our "Lett" was in bed with the flu,

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Our "Lett" was in bed with the flu,
Her lips were turning blue,

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Our "Lett" was in bed with the flu,
Her lips were turning blue,
She swallowed a load of pills

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Our "Lett" was in bed with the flu,
Her lips were turning blue,
She swallowd a load of pills
And started to grow gills

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Our "Lett" was in bed with the flu,
Her lips were turning blue,
She swallowd a load of pills
And started to grow gills
Why, we haven't a clue.

OK Ellie, your turn to start one off.

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There was a big eared lad called wingy

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There was a big eared lad called wingy
who liked to play with his thingy

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There was a big eared lad called wingy
who liked to play with his thingy
he called it bob

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There was a big eared lad called wingy
who liked to play with his thingy
he called it bob
and he would sob