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Tealeaf had turkey for dinner,
He was dieting to make himself thinner,
But the turkey he cooked,
Got him totally hooked,

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Tealeaf had turkey for dinner,
He was dieting to make himself thinner,
But the turkey he cooked,
Got him totally hooked,
And Knew he was on to a Winner

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There was a young lady called Janet

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Roy Came Home From Russia

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There was a young lady called Janet
Who Everyone Knew Was A Gannet

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Roy Came Home From Russia
via what was once known as Prussia

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There was a young lady called Janet
Who Everyone Knew Was A Gannet
she knew this strange bloke

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There was a young lady called Janet
Who Everyone Knew Was A Gannet
she knew this strange bloke
who was into old folk

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Roy Came Home From Russia
via what was once known as Prussia
the rush he was in was quite a sin

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Roy Came Home From Russia
via what was once known as Prussia
the rush he was in was quite a sin
has he left the pets in the hotel Starlin

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There was a young lady called Janet
Who Everyone Knew Was A Gannet
she knew this strange bloke
who was into old folk
A Cannibal! God, we should ban it.

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A lesbian once in Kartoum,
Took a nancy-boy back to her room,
She said, "Let's get this straight,
before it's too late.
Who does what, and with which, and to whom?"

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Roy Came Home From Russia
via what was once known as Prussia
the rush he was in was quite a sin
has he left the pets in the hotel Starlin
Ah, you've told! Now he's gonna cuss ya.

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A non-virtuous lady of Church,

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A non-virtuous lady of Church,
Whom everyone loved to besmirch,