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There was a young man called Len,
Who could break wind again and again,
The gas would ignite
He'd take off like a kite,

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[here was a young man called Len
He called into the pub now and then
One day he got drunk
Spewed up 'til it stunk
Turned round and yelled, "I'll have another ten".

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[There was a young man called Len,
Who could break wind again and again,
The gas would ignite
He'd take off like a kite,
And that would be it. Amen.

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There was a young man called Len,
Who could break wind again and again,
The gas would ignite
He'd take off like a kite,
and then run to the loo for a Sh*te.

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Good one T!

A tealeaf swirled round in a cup,

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Come on. Someone else start one.

Len, it supposed to rhyme

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Good one T!

A tealeaf swirled round in a cup,
It was 38DD, and he was running amuck

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It does in my head.

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A gentleman walking his dog,
Got stung on the neck by a wasp,
When asked if it hurt,
He said "No not at all,
It can do it again if it likes"

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A tealeaf swirled round in a cup,
It was 38DD, and he was running amuck
Though he felt that he shouldn't

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A tealeaf swirled round in a cup,
It was 38DD, and he was running amuck
Though he felt that he shouldn't
There was no way he would'nt

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John W,the version of that limerick we were taught in maths was:

There was a young man from Dundee
Who was stung on the nose by a wasp
When asked if it hurt
He said no not all
It can do it again if it wants

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Oh, I'm going to have to be very careful with this one, I've already been in trouble today!!!!!!!!!!

A tealeaf swirled round in a cup,
It was 38DD, and he was running amuck
Though he felt that he shouldn't
There was no way he would'nt
Who could blame him - the best of Brit luck

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]A tealeaf swirled round in a cup,
It was 38DD, and he was running amuck
Though he felt that he shouldn't
There was no way he would'nt
After all, she was the one in luck!


Sorry, could'nt resist that.....

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You need to be careful, getting into trouble, John...you might end up like me.