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There was a young condom co-ordinator from the Globe Centre,

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Bloody 'ell "T" you're good at this.

When Accy was first on the map,
Before the days of the pony and trap

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When Accy was first on the map,
Before the days of the pony and trap
Folks had to travel

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When Accy was first on the map,
Before the days of the pony and trap
Folks had to travel
without a chart to unravel

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When Accy was first on the map,
Before the days of the pony and trap
Folks had to travel
without a chart to unravel
The way they should go, which was crap.

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When Accy was first on the map,
Before the days of the pony and trap
Folks had to travel
without a chart to unravel
Confused? it's time for a nap

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Atarah once said to Owd Bert,

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There was a young condom co-ordinator from the Globe Centre,
who called on a high class hooker, to rent her

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There was a young condom co-ordinator from the Globe Centre,
who called on a high class hooker, to rent her
But when she arrived,

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Atarah once said to Owd Bert
By heck, you'r an old flirt

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There was a young condom co-ordinator from the Globe Centre,
who called on a high class hooker, to rent her
But when she arrived,
They said it's gone five

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Atarah once said to Owd Bert
By heck, you'r an old flirt
So then Owd Bert replied

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There was a young condom co-ordinator from the Globe Centre,
who called on a high class hooker, to rent her
She looked at him straight, and said a hundred quid to you
"It's the ratepayers money" he said "will that do"
To which she replied, "the Council....my mentor"!

Thats it for now...I'm going for a pint.

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There was a young condom co-ordinator from the Globe Centre,
who called on a high class hooker, to rent her
But when she arrived,
They said it's gone five
So home was back where they sent her.

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Atarah once said to Owd Bert
By heck, you'r an old flirt
So then Owd Bert replied