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An Accyweb member named Doug,
Swigged gallons of ale from a jug,
on his way over here,he did but hear,

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An Accyweb member named Doug,
Swigged gallons of ale from a jug,
On his way over here,
He did but hear,
That it all made him act like a mug.




That Janet's an absolute cracker,

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That Janet's an absolute cracker,Whar's more, an inveterate yakker!

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Got my fingers tied up in the keyboard!


That Janet's an absolute cracker,
What's more, an inveterate yakker!

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That Janet's an absolute cracker,
What's more, an inveterate yakker!
She can talk for all Lancs,

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That Janet's an absolute cracker,
What's more, an inveterate yakker!
She can talk for all Lancs,
But we'll all give our thanks

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That Janet's an absolute cracker,
What's more, an inveterate yakker!
She can talk for all Lancs,
But we'll all give our thanks
That she isn't a pain in th'arse slacker.





Billcat's comin' o'er from New Jersey,

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Billcat's comin' o'er from New Jersey,
he'll be wearing his cardie not jersey

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Billcat's comin' o'er from New Jersey,
he'll be wearing his cardie not jersey
First, a pint at the pub

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nice limerick i really liked it

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Billcat's comin' o'er from New Jersey,
he'll be wearing his cardie not jersey
First, a pint at the pub,
Then a plate full of grub,

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Billcat's comin' o'er from New Jersey,
he'll be wearing his cardie not jersey
First, a pint at the pub,
Then a plate full of grub,
And try catch a fish in the Mersey.

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Haha, very good yerself, though I doubt there's many fish in that nasty old river. Probably stand a better chance in the River Stink as you guys call it.

So, are you going to start us off with a new one then????????????????

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Yerself on an outing one day,

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Yerself on an outing one day,
in some gear he bought off e,bay